I lately moved to a much more rural area, so getting Starlink set up was one of my top priorities. My area is a cyberspace dead zone where you might get a bit of 4G on a close hill, but that’s about it. No alveolate for phone calls, and the best I can hope for from a landline connection is 3 Mbps. As a late man with a latest folk full of latest devices, I need fast cyberspace—so I readied Starlink even earlier than my kids’ beds.
It worked jolly well too. At first I heard a bunch of buzzing noises that I was not expecting, but that sort of coil whine is, on the face of it, jolly representative. A few proceedings later, I was online!
Starlink is better when it’s mounted
As soon as I had Starlink working, I messaged my friends, saying, “Space cyberspace installed!” with the following image:

That’s right. The Starlink dish is propped up in the unreal box it came in, sitting on some steps leading to a lawn that was never well-meaning as its abiding home. It worked well enough for the first night—but that’s as long as I would ever want it to be there.
Turns out, Starlink performs best when the dish is affixed in a position that’s free from obstructions and oriented in a way that maintains a connection with as many Starlink satellites as possible. The Starlink app makes the whole treat jolly and aboveboard, with dynamically adjusting on-projection-screen nontextual matter that helps you go around the dish into its optimum facing. My primer-affixed execution was (plainly) bad, so taking the time to get it into a better office was worthy.
But I’m no jack of all trades. I can build a PC, sure, but hoofing up a run and drilling into red brick isn’t something I’m super comfortable doing—so I brought in a local professional person, a TV transmitting aerial installer.
In a matter of hours, he had the dish affixed to my roof. The public presentation jumped from 50 Mbps to virtually 200 Mbps downriver. A huge advance with the best reporting, less chance of an individual just wandering into my yard and stealing the dish, and no chance of my kids riding their bikes over the cable. That’s a win-win-win.
…but Starlink can be ugly when mounted
in person,I think the Starlink dish looks jolly cool. It’s an unusual sight compared to all those oviform planet dishes that you’ve expected to see in urban centers over the last respective decades. It’s the latest.
But the stopgap pipe mount unit I used? Eh, that leaves a lot to be desired. There are more enchanting first-party mounts you can buy at further cost, but a giant pipe on an unfinished brace is cheaper. Regrettably, my wife is even less of a fan.
It’s not like I’m going to be looking at it much up there. But if the outside aesthetics of your home are cardinal to you, it’s in all probability worth spending some more time [and money] than I did to get it affixed in a way that gets you great execution while looking good.
Starlink’s upload speed is still lacking
One expression of fiber cyberspace that’s easy to look across is that it isn’t just blazingly fast for downloads—you can get upload speeds that are often as fast as your download speeds. That makes quick work of uploading work documents, his own photos, YouTube videos, and more.
Starlink’s router is underwhelming
This might sound like a humblebrag, but the bundled Starlink Gen 3 router—a tri-band Wi-Fi 6 router with a claimed range of just over 3,000 square feet—wasn’t decent for my new house. Truth is, my place is about half of that, yet I still had pain getting betoken everyplace due to walls, obstructions, and other sources of disturbance.
Could I have placed the Starlink router in the best spot for the best reporting? Yeah, maybe. And there’s even a mesh unit I could’ve made use of if I was connected to Starlink’s computer hardware.